The twins.

So, Ive been sat in Jessica's café for at least four hours now, minding my business mooching the WIFI and enjoying a low fat latte and a blueberry muffin. working on a few idea's for my lit fiction coursework. The familiar twins show up as usual about this time, late night coffee drinkers like me I guess, who could blame them, coffee is a culture after all *obnoxious laugh* Anyways, they are getting familiar, they have been coming each night for at least a couple of months now, but I have never really bothered to get to know them, they are French, and I do not speak the lingo. back to the point, the two of them seem rather friendly and they giggle a lot but they always stay to themselves, but they have a habit of staring when I raise my head over the laptop to speak to Jessica, but then, I am sh** hawt!...I jest.

Tonight was a weird one though, the two of them sat down for a drink and were quieter than usual sharing stares and grins and such, I could not help but be a little curious and gave a few stares myself Nyahahaha.

So it got to about 23:10 and they stood up and grabbed my hand pulling me away from my studies and ideas, yes, being the lonely nerd I was like "nuuu I need to stooodeh!"... Jessica must have been laughing her arse off, it is not often a lonely nerd like me gets abducted.

Well anyhow, they dragged me away from the café, at which point I was giving up resisting, they seemed to want my attention. We eventually arrived at the Barbican and they sat me down in a bench and sat either side of me, yes, I did think I was getting lucky.

SO CLOSE! but no cigar! They more serious of the two then asked if I was Stephan Howl(or something like that) I know...who?!
Apparently a critic and violinist, they seemed to be big fans.
naturally I replied no, I am more awesome than a violinist!
and then, they stood up and left me there on the bench, I returned to the Café and here I am now, sharing the story of a couple of girls who I thought would make me happy, but in fact...destroyed my studying and made my latte cold... I hate people.